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Rift in the Races Audiobook Is Now Available

Rift in the Races Audiobook Is Now Available

The Rift in the Races audio book is now available on Audible.com. It will be up shortly on Amazon and iTunes as well, they just take longer to process. Woot! Go get one, and buy like twenty more and give them to your friends. If you have a hundred friends, that’s even...

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How to Get a Zero Masculinity Score

How to Get a Zero Masculinity Score

Question: What lasts for 3 minutes and 24 seconds, is full of lies, and damn sure won't please my wife? Close, but that’s not it. Answer: The stupid goddamn "how to" videos I watched that said changing a freaking garbage disposal is easy. I’m serious. I watched two of...

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Stop HATING on Thanksgiving … and America, and Me

Stop HATING on Thanksgiving … and America, and Me

Well, here it is, two goddamn days before Thanksgiving and people are falling all over themselves to shit on American history. I’ve just seen my third Facebook version of the old: “Oh, those poor Native Americans were so nice when they showed those evil Pilgrim...

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Let It Burn

Let It Burn

Once upon a time, two Americans fought in a burning house. Flames raged all around them, crackling and roaring, pine studs in the walls popping explosively, furniture engulfed and hissing fumes of heated chemistry. The human voices of the belligerents harmonized with...

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America and Me. Sigh.

I first noticed her by the dull rumble of her smoker’s voice, low enough that the words disappeared in the same way that whatever a river is saying is lost upon us as we stand upon the bank. But the sound was there, and so I glanced up, saw her, her iPhone wrapped in...

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