Question: What lasts for 3 minutes and 24 seconds, is full of lies, and damn sure won’t please my wife?

Close, but that’s not it.

Answer: The stupid goddamn “how to” videos I watched that said changing a freaking garbage disposal is easy.

I’m serious. I watched two of them. One of them was only 3 minutes and 24 seconds. The other one was like 5 minutes and 10 seconds. One was from Lowe’s, the other from Home Depot. Continue reading How to Get a Zero Masculinity Score →