by John | Sep 25, 2015 | Blog
WARNING: Profanity ahead. Don’t read this if you are my mom or you can’t handle profanity. How can any company possibly have as terrible customer service as Comcast? It’s like, to suck this bad, they seriously must go out and recruit college students who...
by John | Aug 30, 2015 | Blog
We all know this kind of thing is inevitable; we are every day alerted to whatever child has been kidnapped or abused somewhere in our violent nation. We hear it every day, over and over, on every channel, the warnings. We hold our babies near us and cringe...
by John | May 27, 2015 | Blog
Well, basically I am dumping about 80 pages. Garbage can city. Might only be 56, but might be 102 or so. We’ll see how many. Doesn’t matter how many. They have to go. I’ve been sticking to my outline very carefully, and, frankly, as much as my...
by John | May 22, 2015 | Blog
So I am going to a wedding this weekend. I hate weddings. It’s not just because I can’t dance and therefore hate dancing, which is ultimately what the whole goddamn thing ends up being about. If it was just dancing, fine. Whatever. Have an open bar and watch how much...
by John | May 15, 2015 | Blog
Everyone knows that you should never bring up “religion or politics” in polite company. None of us actually ever do … at least not in “real life”. I mean, when was the last time you were hanging out at a bar or at the hair salon and just whipped out your most emotive...
