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Spiders Wipe Their Asses on Your Lips at Night

Caught this one on my wife's face the other night.

Did you know that spiders wipe their asses on your lips at night? They do it while you are sleeping. Many people don’t realize this, but it’s true. While you are ignorantly dreaming away, they climb up on your face, all those little spider feet touching your skin, tippy-toeing around, taking a drink from the salty fountain of your tear ducts, and then, they poop in the corners of your eyes. They do. That’s what that “sand” in your eyes every morning is. Continue reading Spiders Wipe Their Asses on Your Lips at Night