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Author Nearly Killed in Mutant Bee Attack

So there I was, minding my own business, checking some emails and getting ready to get to work on revising my book, when I hear the bzzz bzzz of my phone sitting next to me. So, I pick it up, and what do I find? I find this seemingly innocent text from my wife that reads, “Please water the corn this morning.”

First, to answer the questions you now have: 1) Yes, we are growing corn, and (if you know me) 2) No, we are not growing it in the front yard again—that was only done to irritate the neighbors last year because that sort of thing amuses me (and trust me, they deserved it). Continue reading Author Nearly Killed in Mutant Bee Attack