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WTF! You Didn’t Read My Book? I Thought You Loved Me

WTF! You Didn’t Read My Book? I Thought You Loved Me

I’m writing this as an official declaration to all my family, friends, neighbors, business associates, acquaintances, fans, foes, elves, orcs, pets and anyone else I can’t think of to put on this list. This is my official declaration that YOU ARE OFF THE HOOK when it...

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Spiders Wipe Their Asses on Your Lips at Night

Spiders Wipe Their Asses on Your Lips at Night

Did you know that spiders wipe their asses on your lips at night? They do it while you are sleeping. Many people don’t realize this, but it’s true. While you are ignorantly dreaming away, they climb up on your face, all those little spider feet touching your skin,...

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Hostiles Update – The Galactic Mage Series Progress

Hostiles Update – The Galactic Mage Series Progress

Well, Hostiles is reeeeally close to being done. I have gotten my galley copies from the printer and delivered them to my proofreaders. I’m reading through my copy, and hopefully everyone else has dropped everything in their lives as well to do this singular task....

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